SATURDAY; NIGHT; LIVE

ANOTHER; TELEVISION; CLASSIC; FROM; THE; GOLDEN; TELEVISION; ICON. THIS; TELEVISION; PROGRAM; IS; SATURDAY; NIGHT; LIVE; WITH; GILIDA; RADNER; CHEVY; CHASE; BILL; HARTMAN; EDDIE; MURPHY; CHRIS; FARELY; WAS; ONE; OF; THE; BEST; SHOW; EVER. BUT; ALL; THE; ACTOR; AND; ACTRESS; THAT; WORK; ON; SATURDAY; NIGHT; LIVE; ARE; ALL; GONE; BUT; WHERE; DID; THERE; SOUL; GO; TO; HEAVEN; OR; HELL; THERE; IS; ONLY; TWO; PLACES; TO; PI CK; HEAVEN; OR; HELL. IF; I; WERE; ONE THEM; YOU; KNOW; YOU; OUGHT; TO; WALK THE; NARROW; WAY. BECAUSE; THAT;S THE; ONLY; THING; THAT; CAN; LEAD; YOU; INTO; TEMPTATION; I; HOPED; THAT; THEY; ALL; WERE; SAVED; AND; ARE; IN; HEAVEN. JESUS; SAID; BLESSED; IS; THE; MAN; WHO; WALKTH; NOT; IN; THE; COUNSEL; OF; THE; UNGODLY; NOR; SITTEH; IN; ALISE; OF; THE; SCORNFUL. REMEMBER; JUST; A; LITTLE; TALK; WITH; CHRIST; MAKES; ALWAYS; EVERYDAY; ALL; RIGHT. AMEN; AND; AMEN. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLR; HIMSEF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

written March 24, 2011
posted Nov. 14, 2012

THE; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; SHOW

THE; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; SHOW. STARRING; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; TED; KNIGHT; GAVIN MCLOED; AND; E.D. ASNER. MARY; TYLER; MOORE; MOVES; INTO; A; BIG; CITY; AND; STARTS; LOOKING; FOR; A; JOB. SO; FINALLY; MARY; GET; HER; A; JOB; AS; CO; PROUDCER; AT; A; LOCAL NEWPAPER. HER; BOSS; IS; M.R. GRANT. TED; KNIGHT; PLAYS; TED; BAXTER; THE; WEATHER; MAN; HAVE; A; GOOD; DAY; TODAY; AND; A; GREAT DAY; TOMOMRROW. BUT; NOW; THE; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; SHOW; WAS; CANNCEL; ALL; BECAUSE; ON; THE; DEATH; TED; KNIGHT; WHO; HAPPEN; TO; PASSED; AWAY;WITH; A; HEART; ATTACK. WE; SURE; WILL; MISS; TED;S FACE

written February 14, 2012
posted Nov. 14, 2012

THE STORY OF VANNA WHITE

MY. STORY. BY. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS. THIS; HERE; IS; THE STORY OF VANNA WHITE. VANNA; WHITE; WAS; BORN; IN; MYTRLE; BEACH; SOUTH; CAROLINA. SHE; WAS; BORN; AND; RAISED; IN; SOUTH; CAROLINA; ALL; HER; LIFE. VANNA; WHITE; LEFT; SOUTH; CAROLNIA; TO; APPEAR; ON; TELEVISION;S POUPLAR; T.V. SHOW; WHEEL; OF; FOUNTUNE; WITH; PAT; SAJAK. VANNA; WHITE; WAS; SURE; A; BEAUTIFUL; WOMAN. SO; HERE;S TO; VANNA; WHITE; STAY; AS; GOOD; LOOKING; AS; YOU; SHALL; ALWAYS; BE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; AND; EDITOR; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

written February 28, 2012
posted Nov. 14, 2012

POLICE; WOMAN; STARRINNG; ANGIE; DICKERSON;

ANOTHER; TELEVISION; CLASSIC; FROM; THE; GOLDEN; AGE; OF; TELEVISION; ICON. THIS; TELEVISION; SERIES; WAS; A; FAVORITE; OF; MINE; AND; STILL; IS. AND; THE; TELEVISION; SERIES; IS; CALLED; POLICE; WOMAN; STARRINNG; ANGIE; DICKERSON; IN; THE; POLICE; WOMAN; SERIES; I; THINK; ANGIE; DICKERSON; WAS; A; VERY; SEXY; WOMAN. DON;T YOU; THINK; SO; ESPICIALLY; WHEN; SHE;S (removed by editor); I; LIKE; TO; SEE; MY; WOMAN; LIKE; THAT. BUT; THE; POLICE; WOMAN; HAS; BEEN; TAKEN; OFF; TELEVISION. I; WOUN;DT MIND; HAVING; ANGIE; DICKERSON; FOR; A; GIRLFRIEND. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

written August 14, 2012

SHERMAN; HEMSLEY; WAS; JUST; SIXTY; FIVE

A; MEMORY; IN; THE; LIFE; OF; ONE; OUR; GREATEST; TELELVISION; PERSONALITY; EVER. AND; THAT; TELEVISION; PERSONALITY; WAS; SHERMAN; HEMSELY; WHO; PLAYED; ON; THE; JEFFERSONS; PASSED; AWAY; AT; HIS; HOME; IN; EL; PALSO; TEXAS; TUESDAY. WHAT; HAD; STARTED; THE; DEATH; COULD; NOT; BE; COMPALATION. SHERMAN; HEMSLEY; WAS; JUST; SIXTY; FIVE; WHEN; HE; LEFT; THIS; WORLD. SHERMAN; HEMSLEY; ALSO; STARS; ON; ANOTHER; GREAT; TELEVISION; SHOW; CALLED; AMEN; STARRING; CLIFTON; DAVIS. SHERMAN; HEMSLEYS; GONE; BUT; NOT; FORGOTTEN; IN; OUR; HEARTS; OR; OUR; MEMORIES. GOD; BLESS; SHERMAN; HEMSLEY. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

written July 31, 2012

A; SECERT; ADMIER

DEAR;      APRIL;    I;     THINK;     YOU;    ARE;    VERY;    NICE.    I;  INTRODUDCED;   MYSELF;   TO;   YOU;     THE;   OTHER;   DAY;     UPSTAIRS.    APRIL;   I;   KNOW;    YOU;   AND;    I;    ARE;    JUST;    STRANGERS;     MEETING;   IN;   A;  STRANGE;      PLACE.   SO;    WHAT; S  THE;   USE    IN;    ASKING;   SO;    I;   JUST;   GO;   AHEAD;   AND;    POP;   THE;    QUESTION;     APRIL;   WILL; YOU;    BE;  MY;    GIRLFRIEND;   IF;   YOU;   SAY;   YES;   HERE;S    MY;   TELE.   N.O.    SEVEN;   O;    SIX;   TWO;   SEVEN;   SEVEN;   NINE;  O;  O;    FOUR.    APRIL;   WILL;   YOU;   PLEASE;   GIVE;  ME;  YOUR;  TELE.   N.O.    I;    THINK;   YOU;  ARE;   VERY;   BEAUTIFUL;    AND;  HAVE;  A;   GOOD;   PERSONALITY.   P;S;   YOU;   HAVE;    PRETTY;   EYES   TOO.    WILL;     YOU;    BE;     MIINE;    SIGNED;    A;   SECERT;     ADMIER.     P.S.    KISS;    KISS;     KISS;

written June 6, 2012

R.E.V. JIM JONES; AND; PEOPLE; OF; JONESTOWN

MY STORY. BY. RODNEY WATERS. TODAY;S STORY; IS; SOMETHING; THAT;S NOBODY; WANT;S TO; HEAR; ABOUT. THIS; STORY; IS; ABOUT; THE; R.E.V. JIM JONES; AND; PEOPLE; OF; JONESTOWN; AND; THE; PEOPLE; TEMPLE. NOW; IN; THE; FIRST; PLACE; I; DID;NT LIKE; THE; R.E.V. JIM; JONES; OR; WHAT; HE; STOOD; FOR. ME; IN; MY; FAITH; I; JUST; THINK; JIM; JONES; WAS; AN; ANTI; CHRIST; SO; HE; TRICKED; PEOPLE; INTO; TAKING; A; PLANE; INTO; JONESTOWN; BUT; HALF; OF; THEM; REFUGED; HIS; OFFER; SO; THEY; WENT; BACK; TO; AMERCIA. HALF; OF; THEM; DIDN;T REFUGE; HIS; OFFER; AND; WENT; ANYWAY. BUT; THEY; KNEW; WHAT; WAS; IN, STORE, SO; AT; AROUND; ABOUT; MIDNIGHT; THE; R.E.V. JIM; JONES; AND ; ALL; THE; PEOPLE; OF; JONESTOWN; WERE; KILLED; BY USING; CYANIDE; POISON. AND; ALL; OF; THEM; DIED. INCULDED; JIM; JONES. P.S. THANK; GOD; I;M; GLAD; JIM; JONES; WASN;T MY; PASTOR. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSEF. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written July 26, 2011)