SATURDAY; NIGHT; LIVE

ANOTHER; TELEVISION; CLASSIC; FROM; THE; GOLDEN; TELEVISION; ICON. THIS; TELEVISION; PROGRAM; IS; SATURDAY; NIGHT; LIVE; WITH; GILIDA; RADNER; CHEVY; CHASE; BILL; HARTMAN; EDDIE; MURPHY; CHRIS; FARELY; WAS; ONE; OF; THE; BEST; SHOW; EVER. BUT; ALL; THE; ACTOR; AND; ACTRESS; THAT; WORK; ON; SATURDAY; NIGHT; LIVE; ARE; ALL; GONE; BUT; WHERE; DID; THERE; SOUL; GO; TO; HEAVEN; OR; HELL; THERE; IS; ONLY; TWO; PLACES; TO; PI CK; HEAVEN; OR; HELL. IF; I; WERE; ONE THEM; YOU; KNOW; YOU; OUGHT; TO; WALK THE; NARROW; WAY. BECAUSE; THAT;S THE; ONLY; THING; THAT; CAN; LEAD; YOU; INTO; TEMPTATION; I; HOPED; THAT; THEY; ALL; WERE; SAVED; AND; ARE; IN; HEAVEN. JESUS; SAID; BLESSED; IS; THE; MAN; WHO; WALKTH; NOT; IN; THE; COUNSEL; OF; THE; UNGODLY; NOR; SITTEH; IN; ALISE; OF; THE; SCORNFUL. REMEMBER; JUST; A; LITTLE; TALK; WITH; CHRIST; MAKES; ALWAYS; EVERYDAY; ALL; RIGHT. AMEN; AND; AMEN. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLR; HIMSEF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

written March 24, 2011
posted Nov. 14, 2012

THE; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; SHOW

THE; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; SHOW. STARRING; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; TED; KNIGHT; GAVIN MCLOED; AND; E.D. ASNER. MARY; TYLER; MOORE; MOVES; INTO; A; BIG; CITY; AND; STARTS; LOOKING; FOR; A; JOB. SO; FINALLY; MARY; GET; HER; A; JOB; AS; CO; PROUDCER; AT; A; LOCAL NEWPAPER. HER; BOSS; IS; M.R. GRANT. TED; KNIGHT; PLAYS; TED; BAXTER; THE; WEATHER; MAN; HAVE; A; GOOD; DAY; TODAY; AND; A; GREAT DAY; TOMOMRROW. BUT; NOW; THE; MARY; TYLER; MOORE; SHOW; WAS; CANNCEL; ALL; BECAUSE; ON; THE; DEATH; TED; KNIGHT; WHO; HAPPEN; TO; PASSED; AWAY;WITH; A; HEART; ATTACK. WE; SURE; WILL; MISS; TED;S FACE

written February 14, 2012
posted Nov. 14, 2012

THE STORY OF VANNA WHITE

MY. STORY. BY. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS. THIS; HERE; IS; THE STORY OF VANNA WHITE. VANNA; WHITE; WAS; BORN; IN; MYTRLE; BEACH; SOUTH; CAROLINA. SHE; WAS; BORN; AND; RAISED; IN; SOUTH; CAROLINA; ALL; HER; LIFE. VANNA; WHITE; LEFT; SOUTH; CAROLNIA; TO; APPEAR; ON; TELEVISION;S POUPLAR; T.V. SHOW; WHEEL; OF; FOUNTUNE; WITH; PAT; SAJAK. VANNA; WHITE; WAS; SURE; A; BEAUTIFUL; WOMAN. SO; HERE;S TO; VANNA; WHITE; STAY; AS; GOOD; LOOKING; AS; YOU; SHALL; ALWAYS; BE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; AND; EDITOR; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

written February 28, 2012
posted Nov. 14, 2012

POLICE; WOMAN; STARRINNG; ANGIE; DICKERSON;

ANOTHER; TELEVISION; CLASSIC; FROM; THE; GOLDEN; AGE; OF; TELEVISION; ICON. THIS; TELEVISION; SERIES; WAS; A; FAVORITE; OF; MINE; AND; STILL; IS. AND; THE; TELEVISION; SERIES; IS; CALLED; POLICE; WOMAN; STARRINNG; ANGIE; DICKERSON; IN; THE; POLICE; WOMAN; SERIES; I; THINK; ANGIE; DICKERSON; WAS; A; VERY; SEXY; WOMAN. DON;T YOU; THINK; SO; ESPICIALLY; WHEN; SHE;S (removed by editor); I; LIKE; TO; SEE; MY; WOMAN; LIKE; THAT. BUT; THE; POLICE; WOMAN; HAS; BEEN; TAKEN; OFF; TELEVISION. I; WOUN;DT MIND; HAVING; ANGIE; DICKERSON; FOR; A; GIRLFRIEND. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

written August 14, 2012

SHERMAN; HEMSLEY; WAS; JUST; SIXTY; FIVE

A; MEMORY; IN; THE; LIFE; OF; ONE; OUR; GREATEST; TELELVISION; PERSONALITY; EVER. AND; THAT; TELEVISION; PERSONALITY; WAS; SHERMAN; HEMSELY; WHO; PLAYED; ON; THE; JEFFERSONS; PASSED; AWAY; AT; HIS; HOME; IN; EL; PALSO; TEXAS; TUESDAY. WHAT; HAD; STARTED; THE; DEATH; COULD; NOT; BE; COMPALATION. SHERMAN; HEMSLEY; WAS; JUST; SIXTY; FIVE; WHEN; HE; LEFT; THIS; WORLD. SHERMAN; HEMSLEY; ALSO; STARS; ON; ANOTHER; GREAT; TELEVISION; SHOW; CALLED; AMEN; STARRING; CLIFTON; DAVIS. SHERMAN; HEMSLEYS; GONE; BUT; NOT; FORGOTTEN; IN; OUR; HEARTS; OR; OUR; MEMORIES. GOD; BLESS; SHERMAN; HEMSLEY. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

written July 31, 2012

A; SECERT; ADMIER

DEAR;      APRIL;    I;     THINK;     YOU;    ARE;    VERY;    NICE.    I;  INTRODUDCED;   MYSELF;   TO;   YOU;     THE;   OTHER;   DAY;     UPSTAIRS.    APRIL;   I;   KNOW;    YOU;   AND;    I;    ARE;    JUST;    STRANGERS;     MEETING;   IN;   A;  STRANGE;      PLACE.   SO;    WHAT; S  THE;   USE    IN;    ASKING;   SO;    I;   JUST;   GO;   AHEAD;   AND;    POP;   THE;    QUESTION;     APRIL;   WILL; YOU;    BE;  MY;    GIRLFRIEND;   IF;   YOU;   SAY;   YES;   HERE;S    MY;   TELE.   N.O.    SEVEN;   O;    SIX;   TWO;   SEVEN;   SEVEN;   NINE;  O;  O;    FOUR.    APRIL;   WILL;   YOU;   PLEASE;   GIVE;  ME;  YOUR;  TELE.   N.O.    I;    THINK;   YOU;  ARE;   VERY;   BEAUTIFUL;    AND;  HAVE;  A;   GOOD;   PERSONALITY.   P;S;   YOU;   HAVE;    PRETTY;   EYES   TOO.    WILL;     YOU;    BE;     MIINE;    SIGNED;    A;   SECERT;     ADMIER.     P.S.    KISS;    KISS;     KISS;

written June 6, 2012

R.E.V. JIM JONES; AND; PEOPLE; OF; JONESTOWN

MY STORY. BY. RODNEY WATERS. TODAY;S STORY; IS; SOMETHING; THAT;S NOBODY; WANT;S TO; HEAR; ABOUT. THIS; STORY; IS; ABOUT; THE; R.E.V. JIM JONES; AND; PEOPLE; OF; JONESTOWN; AND; THE; PEOPLE; TEMPLE. NOW; IN; THE; FIRST; PLACE; I; DID;NT LIKE; THE; R.E.V. JIM; JONES; OR; WHAT; HE; STOOD; FOR. ME; IN; MY; FAITH; I; JUST; THINK; JIM; JONES; WAS; AN; ANTI; CHRIST; SO; HE; TRICKED; PEOPLE; INTO; TAKING; A; PLANE; INTO; JONESTOWN; BUT; HALF; OF; THEM; REFUGED; HIS; OFFER; SO; THEY; WENT; BACK; TO; AMERCIA. HALF; OF; THEM; DIDN;T REFUGE; HIS; OFFER; AND; WENT; ANYWAY. BUT; THEY; KNEW; WHAT; WAS; IN, STORE, SO; AT; AROUND; ABOUT; MIDNIGHT; THE; R.E.V. JIM; JONES; AND ; ALL; THE; PEOPLE; OF; JONESTOWN; WERE; KILLED; BY USING; CYANIDE; POISON. AND; ALL; OF; THEM; DIED. INCULDED; JIM; JONES. P.S. THANK; GOD; I;M; GLAD; JIM; JONES; WASN;T MY; PASTOR. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSEF. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written July 26, 2011)

MARRGET; MITCHELL

THE; WORLD;S GREATEST; AUTHOR; OF; OUR; TIME; AND; MAY; GO; DOWN; IN; HISTORY. THIS; AUTHOR; IS; NONE; OTHER; THAN; THE; GREAT; MARRGET; MITCHELL; WHO; WROTE; THE; MOST; WONERFUL; BOOK; CALLED; GONE; WITH; THE; WIND; THE; SAME; TITLE; FROM; THE; MOVIE. THE; MOVIE; STARED; CLARK GABLE; AS; RHETT; BUTLER; AND; MISS; VIVIAN; LEIGH; AS; SCARETT; O; HARA. CLARK; GLABLE; WAS; VERY; GOOD; LOOKIG; BACK; IN; THOSE; DAYS. CLARK GABLE; PASSED; AWAY; WITH; A; HEART; ATTACK; IN; NINTEY; FIFTY; SEVEN. WE; SURE; DO; MISS; SEEING; YOU; ON; TELEVISION CLARK; GABLE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD BY YOUR ; EDITOR; AND; CHIEF.

(written July 26, 2011)

HAPPY; BIRTHDAY; TO; M.R.S. ELSIE; JOHNSON

SINCE; I; WON;T GET; TO; BE; HERE; TOMORROW; WHICH; IS; FRIDAY; I; WOULD; LIKE; TO; WISH; ONE; OF; OUR; NICEST; EMPOYESS; WHO; IS; THE; MOST; KINDEST; AND; SWEETEST; LADY; ON; EARTH; A VERY; HAPPY; BIRTHDAY; TO; M.R.S. ELSIE; JOHNSON; WHO; IS; THE; MOST; GOD; GIVING; LADY. WHEN; YOU; COME; THOUGH; THE; DOOR; SHE; ALWAYS; HAS; A; SMILE; ON; HER; FACE; AND; A; GOOD; WORD; FOR; HER; CHRISTAIN; MAN. I; JUST; PRAISE; THE; LORD; FOR; WOMEN; WHO; BELIVIE; IN; THE; HOLY; WORD. I; LOVE; YOU; ELISE; JOHNSON; AND; HAVE; A; HAPPY; BIRTHDAY; FRIDAY; AND; MAY; THE; LORD; RICHLY; BLESS; YOU; AS; MY; PRAYER. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; AND; AUTHOR; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written March 18, 2010)

DRAGNET

ANOTHER; TELEVISION; CLASSIC; FROM; THE; GOLDEN; TELEVISION; ICON. THIS; TELEVISION; SERIES; EVERYBODY; SHOULD; KNOW; AND; LOVE. AND; IT; IS; BASED; ON; TRUE; DECTICIVE; STORIES; FROM; THE; LOS; ANGELES; POLICE; DEPTARTMENT. THIS; IS; DRAGNET; STARRING; JACK; WEBB; AS; SARGENT; JOE; FRIDAY; AND; HARRY; MORGAN; AS; OFFICER; BILL; GANNON. WHEN; DRAGNET; SEREIS; CAME; ON; JACK WEBB; WOULD; SAY; THIS; IS; THE; CITY; I; WORK; HERE; I; CARRY; A; BADGE. BUT; JACK; WEBB; IS; DEAD; AND; SO; ARE; A; LOT; OF; THE; OHERS; WHO; PLAYED; ON; DRAGNET; ARE; DONE; GONE; TO; THEIR; REWARD. P.S. THERE;S NEVER; IN; THE; WORLD; THAT; GOING; TO; TAKE; OR; REPLACE; M.R. JACK; WEBB. THOSE; WERE; GOOD; OLE; DAYS; NOW; JACK; WEBB; IS; DEAD. LONG; LIVE; DRAGNET. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; AND; AUTHOR; HIMSELF. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written July 28, 2010)

HIGHWAYMEN.

THE; GREAT; HIGHWAYMEN. INCUDED; JOHNNY; CASH; WILLIE; NELSON; KRIS; KRISTOFERSON; AND; WAYLON; JENNINGS. THE; HIGHWAYMEN; WAS; ORIGINALLY; FORMED; BY; KRIS; KRISTOFERSON; BACK; IN; THE; NINTEEN; EIGHTIES, BUT; HALF; OF; THE; HIGHWAYMEN; ARE; DONE; GONE; THEY; ARE; JOHNNY; CASH; AND; WAYON; JENNGINGS. LET;S ALL; SAY; GOOD;BYE, TO; THE; HIGHWAYMEN; WHO; HAVE; GONE; ON; BEFORE; US. REMEMBEMER, THIS; IT; IS; THE; LORD; THAT; MADE; US; AND; NOT; WE; OURSELVES. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Sept. 8, 2010)

DOTTIE; RAMBO

(written Feb . 24, 2009)

MY REPORT. BY; RODNEY; WATERS. THIS; WEEK;S REPORT; IS; ON; A; DEAR; AND; VERY; SPECIAL; FRIEND; WHO; DIED; SUDDENLY. SHE; WAS; A; MEMBER; OF; THE; HOMECOMING; FRIENDS; AND; A; CLOSE; FRIEND; OF; BILL; GAITHER. THIS; LADY; I;M SPEAKING; OF; IS; NONE; OTHER; THAN; DOTTIE; RAMBO. DOTTIE; RAMBO; WROTE; SUCH; GOSPEL; GREATS; AS; REMIND; ME; DEAR; LORD; BUILT; MY; MAISION; AND; MY; FAVORITE; TEARDROPS; WILL; NEVER; STAIN; THE; STREETS; OF; THAT; CITY; AND; IF; THAT; IS;NT LOVE. DOTTIE; RAMBO; GOT; KILLED; EN ;ROUTE; FROM; A SINGING; ON; IN; FROM; KNOXVILLE; AND; SOMEWHERE; NEAR; THE; INTERSTATE; DOTTIE; RAMBO; BUS; TURN; OVER; AND; HIT; THE; GAURDRAIL; AND; CRASH. THEY; FOUND; GOSPEL; SINGER; DOTTIE; RAMBO; DEAD. SO; WE; MAY; SEE; RE; RUN; OF; YOU; ON; PRAISE; THE; LORD. BUT; JUST; THINK; THERE;S A; BETTER; DAY; COMING. AMEN; AND; AMEN. THIS; STORY; WAS; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

M.R. CLAUDE; JONES

A; VERY; HAPPY; BIRTHDAY; TO; A; VERY; SPECIAL; FRIEND. M.R. CLAUDE; JONES; WHO; HAD; A; BIRTHDAY; YESTERDAY; WHO; JUST; TURNED; FIFTY; THREE; YEARS; OLD; YESTERDAY. M.R. CLAUDE; JONES; YOU; AND; YOUR; WIFE; MARLENE; HAVE; BEEN; A; REAL; BLESSING; TO; MY; FAMILY; AND; ME. ESPICIALLY; MARLENE; ALWAYS; HAS; A; KIND; WORD; FOR; HER; FELLOW; MAN; AND; SHE; NEVER; NEVER; DOSE; COMPLAIN; ABOUT; ANYTHING. SHE; AWAYS; HAS; A; GOOD; WORD; TO; SAY; ABOUT; JESUS. LIKE; MY; UNCLE; MELVIN; WATERS; SAID; BEHIND; EVERY; PREACHER; STANDS; A; GOOD; WOMAN. SO; CLAUDE; THAT; SUMS; IT; ALL; UP; AND; ONE; MORE; THING; LIKE; THE; GOSPEL; SONG; SAYS; I;M; AM; BLESSED; AND; THANK; GOD; WE; ARE; TRULY; BLESSED. SO; HERE;S TO; MY; FRIEND; MY; BUDDY; AND; MY; BROTHER; IN; CHRIST; HAPPY; FIFTY; THREE; AND; MANY; MANY; MORE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSELF. M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written March 30, 2011)

ALLISON; KAUSS; AND; UNION; STATION

THE; LEGENDARY; ALLISON; KAUSS; AND; UNION; STATION. ALLISON; KAUSS; AND; THE; UNION; STATION; WAS; ONE; OF; MY; MOST; FAVORITE; BLUEGRASS; SINGERS; OF; ALL; TIME. I; GUESS; YOU; DIDN;T KNOW; THAT; WHEN; KEITH; WHITLEY; DIED; OF; POSINOUS; ACOHOL; IN; HIS; SYSTEM; SHE; RECORDED; HIS; LAST; SONG; WHEN; YOU; SAY; NOTHING; AT; ALL. AND; THAT; MADE; ALLISON; AND; KAUASS; AND; THE; UNION; STATION; A; BIG; HIT; ALL; OVER; NASHVILLIE. I; MYSELF; THINK; ALLISON; KAUASS; IS; VERY; BEAUTFUIL; INDEED. SHE; DOSE; HAVE; A; REAL; NICE; FIRGURE; AND; KNOWS; HOW; TO; KEEP; IT; TOO. I; WISH; ALLISON; KAUASS; WAS; MY; LADY; BUT; SHE;S BEEN; SPOKEN; FOR; AND; IS; ALREADY; READY; MARRIED; WELL; BETTER; LUCK; NEXT; TIME; YOU; JUST; MIGHT; BE; THE; LUCK; ONE. I; LOVE; COUNTRY; AND; BLUESGRASS; MUSIC; SO; ALLISON; KAUSS; AND; UNION; STATION; KEEP; UP; THE; GOOD; WORK. AND; KEEPING; MAKING; THAT; GOOD; OLE; BLUEGRASS; MUSIC. THIS; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Jan. 14, 2010)

PAUL; NEWMAN

I;M VERY; SORRY; TO; SAY; THAT; HOLLYWOOD;S LOSTED; ANOTHER; GREAT; ACTOR. PAUL NEWMAN. PAUL; NEWMAN; DIED; THIS; FRIDAY; AT; HIS; HOME; IN; HOME; IN; HOLLYWOOD; CALIFORNIA. PAUL; NEWMAN; HAD; DIED; FROM; LUNG; CANCER . PAUL; NEWMAN; DEAD; AT; THE; AGE; OF; EIGHTY; THREE. PAUL; NEWMAN; WAS; NOT; JUST; A; MOVIE; STAR; FAMILY; MAN; BUT; HE; WAS; ALSO; A; RACING; CAR; DRIVER; TOO. PAUL; NEWMAN; HAD; MARKETED; HIS; OWN; SALAD; DRESSING; CALLED; PAUL; NEWMAN;S SALAD; DRESSING. PAUL; NEWMAN; HELPED; WITH; A; LOT; OF; CONTRIBUTIONS; TO; NEEDY; KIDS; AROUND; CHRISTMAS; TIME. THERE; WILL; NEVER; BE; ANOTHER; MAN; LIKE; PAUL; NEWMAN. P.S. PAUL; NEWMAN; HE; IS; GONE; BUT; NOT; FORGOTTEN. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Sept. 30, 2008)

THE; THREE; STOOGES

THE; THREE; STOOGES. THE; THREE; STOOGES;

USED; TO; BE; MY; FAVORITE; TELEVISION; PROGRAM.

I; THINK; LARRY; WAS; THE; SMARTEST; MOE; WAS;

THE; STUIPDEST; AND; CURLY; WAS; THE; DUMMIEST;

ONE; OF; THEM; ALL. ALL; THE; THREE; STOOGES;

ARE; DEAD; NOW; BUT; LONG; LIVE; THEIR; MEMORIES.

GOD; REST; YOUR; SOUL; UNTIL; WE; MEET; AGAIN.

REMEMBER; THIS; THE; GOOD; LORD; GIVETH; AND;

THE; GOOD; LORD; TAKETH; AWAY; PRAISE; YE; THE;

LORD; FOREVER; AND; FOREVER; AMEN; AND; AMEN.

THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY;

WAYNE; WATERS.

(written July 31, 2008)

I;VE GOT; A; LOT; FRIENDS

MY REPORT. BY. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS. MY; REPORT; TODAY; IS; ON; FRIENDS. I;VE GOT; A; LOT; FRIENDS; HERE; AT; CROSSPLAINS; JUST; TO; NAME; A; FEW; OFF. THE; FIRST; FRIEND; IS; MARIA; SHE; ALWAYS; FRIENDLY; WITH; EVERYBODY; SHE; COMES; IN; CONCACT; WITH. THE; SECOND; FRIEND; IS; OUR; NEW; EMPLOYEE; DEBBIE. SHE;S VERY; NICE; AND; CARRIES; ON; A; GOOD; CONVERSATION. SHE; LISTENS; TO; PEOPLE. THE; THIRD; FRIEND; IS; M.R.S. MARLENE; JONES; WHO; HAS; BEEN; A; BLESSING; AND; HER; HUSBAND; CLAUDE; HAVE; TRULY; HAVEN;T KNOWN; YOU; TESTIMONY; OF; JESUS; CHRIST; REALLY; MEANS; TO; ME. I;VE GOT; SOMETHING; TO; REMIND; YOU; AND; CLAUDE; AND; MARLENE. JUST; A; LITTLE; TALK; WITH; MY; JESUS; MAKES; EVERYDAY; ALL; RIGHT. P.S. REMEMBER; JESUS; IS; LORD. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; EDITOR; AND; CHIEF. M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Oct. 13, 2011)

GEORGE; BEVERLY; SHEA

A; VERY; HAPPY; BIRTHDAY; TO, ONE, OF' THE' WORLD;S TOP, CHRISTAIN; GOSPEL, SINGER; OF' ALL, TIME, M.R. GEORGE; BEVERLY; SHEA; WHO; HAD; A; BIRTHDAY' THIS, WEEKEND. M.R. GEORGE; BEVERLY; SHEA; WAS; ONE; HUNDRED; YEARS; OLD. AS; YOU; KNOW; GEORGE; HAS; TRAVELED; WITH; THE; BILLY; GRAHAM; CRSAUDE; AND; OF; COURSE; GEORGE; IS; A; GOOD; FRIEND; BECAUSE; HE; BELIVIES; IN; THE; LORD. I; LIKE; TO; HEAR; GEORGE; SING; THE; OLD; RUGGED; CROSS; GEORGE; WHAT; ELSE; CAN; I; SAY; IS; HAVE; A; HAPPY; ONE; HUNDRED; BIRTHDAY. P.S. KEEP; SINNING; THOSE; GOOD; OLE; GOSPEL; SONGS. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Jan. 26, 2010)

HANK, WILLIAMS' J.R

THE STORY, OF HANK' WILLIAMS; J.R. HANK, WILLIAMS' J.R. WAS; JUST, EIGHT' YEARS, OLD; WHEN, HIS, LATE; GREAT; HANK; WILLIAMS; S.R. PASSED; ON. AFTER; THAT, HANK; J.R. HAS BEEN; CARRYING; ON; THE; OLE; HANK; WILLIAMS; TRADITION. HANK; WILLIAMS; S.R. HAS; BEEN; DEAD; FOR; FIFTY; YEARS. HANK; WILLIAMS; S.R. DIED; ON; NEW; YEAR;S EVE; NINETEEN; FIFTY; THREE; OF; CLORYATE; AND; MORPHINE; BUT; HANK; J.R. SHALL; ALWAYS; BE; DOING; HIS; DADDY;S BUSSINNESS; EVEN; AFTER; HE; IS; GONE. HANK; J.R. WE; ALL; LOVE, YOUR, KINDA; OF, MUSIC. THIS; STORY; WAS; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS. A; TRUE; FRIEND; OF; THE; LATE; HANK; WILLIAMS; S.R. BUT; NEVER; GOT; TO; SEE; HIM; IN; PERSON.

(written Jan. 21, 2009)

THE SHOW HANK; WILLIAMS; NEVER; GAVE

THE SHOW HANK; WILLIAMS; NEVER; GAVE. STARRING; SLEAZY; WATERS; AS; HANK; WILLIAMS. THE; YEAR; WAS; DECEMBER; THIRTY; FIRST; NINETEEN; FIFTY; THREE; HANK; WILLIAMS; WAS; SUPPOSE; TO; MAKE; A; PERSONAL APPERENACE; IN; CANTON; OHIO; BUT; THE; DRIVER; STOP; TO; GET; SOME; GAS; AT; A; FILLINING; STATION; HANK; WAS; STILL; ALIVE; THEN. BUT; BY; THE; TIME; THE; DRIVER; GOT; BACK; HE; NOTICES; A; STATE; TROOPER; PULLS; UP; AND; GETS; OUT; OF; HIS; CAR; AND; ASK; THE; DRIVER; WHO;S THAT; YOU; GOT; THERE; IN; THE; BACK; AND; HE; REPLIED; OH; THAT;S HANK; WILLIAMS; MAN; LOOKS; LIKES; HE; DRUNK; NO; HE; SAID; HE;S JUST RESTING; THEN; THE; DRIVER; TURNED; AROUND; AND; FELT; HANK;S HAND; IT; WAS; COLD. ON; DECEMEBER; THIRTY; FIRST; HANK; WILLIAMS; WAS; FOUND; DEAD; IN; HIS; CALLIAC, HANK; WILLIAMS; WAS; ONLY; TWENTY; NINE; WHEN; HE; DIED. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Feb. 8, 2011)

JOHN; F. KENNEDY

EXCALLY; ABOUT; FIFTY; YEARS; AGO; TODAY; WAS; JOHN; F. KENNEDY; TOOK; OATH; AS; PRESIDENT; OF; THE; UNTIED; STATES. AND; AFTER; HE; TOOK; OATH; FOR; THE; PRESIDENT; OF; UNTIED; STATES; PRESIDENT; KENNEDY; AND; I; CAN; CLEARLY; HEAR; HIM; AS; HE; WENT; UP; TO; THE; POTIUM; I; CAN; HEAR; HIM; SAY; ASK; NOT; WHAT; YOUR; COURTY; CAN; DO; FOR; YOU; ASK; WHAT; YOU; CAN; DO; FOR; YOUR; COUNTRY. AND; THOSE; WORDS; SHALL; REMAIN; IN; MY; MIND; AND; IN; MY; HEART; FOREVER. BECAUSE; PRESIDIENT; KENNEDY; WAS; HISTORY. AND; WILL; ALAWYS; WILL; BE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYSTELLER; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Jan. 20, 2011)

MARVIN; GAYE

TODAY;S TOPIC. BY. RODNEY WATERS. TODAY;S TOPIC; IS ABOUT' AN; R.B. SINGER; WHO; WAS; ON; THE; MOWTOWN; LABEL; FOR; A; LONG; LONG; TIME. HE; WAS' DOING; GOOD' UNTIL' THINGS' WENT' SOUR. THIS; MAN; THAT; I;M SPEAKING; OF; IS; NO; OTHER; THAN; MARVIN; GAYE; HIMSELF. MARVIN; THOUGHT; HE; WOULD; GO; SOLO; SO; MARVIN; MOVED; HIS; FAMILY; TO; ALANTA; G.A. THINGS; WEREN;T GOING; AS; THEY; PLANNED. SO; ONE; DAY; WHILE; MARVIN; WASN;T LOOKIG; HE; WENT; TO; THE; BEDROOM; DRAWER; AND; PULLED; OUT; A; LOADED; FOURTY; FOUR; AND; PULLED; THE; TRIGGER; IT; WAS; TOO; LATE; MARVIN; GAYE; WAS; DONE; DEAD. TODAY;S IS MARVIN; GAYE; BIRTHDAY; HE; WOULD; HAVE; BEEN; SEVENTY; YEARS; OLD; TODAY; IF; HE ; WERE; STILL; LIVING. LONG; LIVE; MARVIN; GAYE. GOD; REST HIS; SOUL. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Aug. 3, 2011)

NATALIE; WOOD

TODAY;S IS M.R.S. NATALIE; WOOD;S BIRTHDAY; HAD; SHE; LIVED; TO; SEE IT. I; GUESS; YOU; KNOW; THAT; NATALIE; WOOD;S FIRST; HUSBAND; WAS; ROBERT; WAGNER. NATALIE; WOOD; WAS; ONE; OF; HOLLYWOOD;S SCARLET;S SHE; WAS; A; VERY; SEXY; WOMAN; IN; SOME; OF; HER; MOVIES, NATALIE; WOOD; WENT; ON; A; YACHT; RIDE; WITH; SOME; OF; HER; FRIENDS; AND; NATALIE; ACCIDENTLY; DROWNED. NATALIE; WOOD; WILL; ALWAYS; BE; REMEMBER; IN; MY; MIND; AND; IN; MY; HEART; AND; ALWAYS; IN; MY; MEMORIES. NOBODY; SHALL; FORGET; THE; LOVELY; AND; BEAUTIFUL; NATALIE; WOOD. P.S. GOD; BE; WITH; YOU; M.R.S. WOOD.

(written July 20, 2011)

ALICE; BLACKWELL. MY; BEST; FRIEND

A; EMPLOYEE; I; REALLY; LIKE; FOR; A; FRIEND; AND; I; CAN; ALWAYS; TELL; HER; WHEN; I;M; NOT; FEELING; VERY; WELL. SHE;S DONE; SO; MUCH; FOR; ME; I; CAN;T BEGING; TO; THANK; HER; FOR; THE; MARVOLOUS; WORK; SHE;S DONE; FOR; THE; WHITFIELD; COUNTY; COUMTITES. SO; WHY; NOT; GIVE; HER; PRAISE; AND; GLORY; FOR; ALL; THE; WORK; SHE; HAS; DONE. SO; LET; GIVE; A; GOLRY; AND; PRAISE; FOR; ALL; THE; HARD; WORK; SHE;S BEEN; DOING. REMEMBER; WE; LOVE; YOU; AND; JESUS; LOVES; YOU; TOO. THIS; IS; WRITTEN; TO; ALICE; BLACKWELL. MY; BEST; FRIEND; THIS; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE, WATERS.

(written March 8, 2011)

THE; JOHNNY; CASH; SHOW

THE; JOHNNY; CASH; SHOW. STARRINNG; JOHNNY; CASH; CARL; PERKINS; JUNE; CARTER; THE; CARTER; SISTERS; THE; TENNESSEE; THREE; THE; STATLER; BROTHERS; AND; THE; FAMOUS; MAN; IN; BLACK; HIMSELF; JOHNNY; CASH. THE; JOHNNY; CASH; SHOW; WAS; ONE; OF; MY; FAVORITE; PROGRAMS; TO; WATCH. JOHNNY; CASH; HAD; A; VARIETY; OF; GUEST; EACH; WEEK; ON; HIS; SHOW. ONCE; IT; WAS; NEIL DIAMOND; THE; NEXT; TIME; IT; WAS; RAY; CHARLES; THE; REAL; SUSPRISE; GUEST; ON; JOHNNY;S SHOW; WAS; THE; GUY; WHO; WROTE; THE; HIT; SONG; FOR; ELVIS; TONY; JOE; WHITE;S POLK SALAD; ANNIE. WAYLON; JENNINGS; SUNG; HIS; HIT; SINGLE; THE; ONLY; DADDY; THAT; WALKS; THE; LINE. JOHNNY; CASH; MAY; BE; DEAD; AND; GONE; BUT; HIS; MEMORIES; STILL; LIVE; IN; MY; HEART; AND; IN; MY; MIND. JOHNNY; CASH; AN; AMERCIAN; ICION. P.S. AND; ALSO; A; LIVING; LEGEND. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Dec. 10, 2009)

LANCE; STEPHENS

TO; MY; BUDDY; FRIEND; AND; A; GOOD; PAL. THIS; FRIEND; OF; MINE; IS; LANCE; STEPHENS. LANCE; STEPHENS; HAS; ALWAYS; BEEN; A; GOOD; FRIEND. WHEN; YOU; COME; INTO; CROSSPLAINS; LANCE; STEPHENS; IS; ALWAYS; THERE; TO; GREET; YOU; WITH; A; SMILE. ANOTHER; THING; ABOUT; LANCE; STEPHENS; HE; ALWAYS; HAS; A; GOOD; WORD; FOR; HIS; FELLOW; MAN. LANCE; I; WANT; YOU; TO; KNOW; ONE; THING; I; LOVE; YOU; AND; YOU; KNOW; JESUS; LOVES; YOU; TOO. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written May 3, 2011)

M.R.S. MARLENE; JONES

MY; REPORT. AS; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WATERS. PRESIDENT; OF; THE; AKTION; CLUB. TODAY;S REPORT; IS; ON; A; VERY; SPECIAL; EMPLOYEE; WHO; IS; VERY' SPECIAL; TO; ME. SHE; IS; A; FRIEND; IN; NEED; IS; A; FRIEND; INDEED. I;VE KNOWN; HER; SINCE; I;CAME; TO; THE; OLD; CHEERHAVEN; BUILDING; AND; TRULY; I; CAN; SAY; SHE; IS; MY; FRIEND; A; WOMAN; WHO; BELEIVES; IN; HER; GOD. AND; I; CAN; SAY; AMEN; AND; ANOTHER; AMEN; TO; THAT; THE; WOMAN; I;M SPEAKING; ABOUT; IS; NO; OTHER; THAN; M.R.S. MARLENE; JONES. THIS; STORY; WAS; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WATERS. P.S. MAY; GOD; RICHLY; BLESS; YOU. AMEN; AND; AMEN.

(written Feb. 18, 2009)

REV. MARTIN; LUTHER; KING; J.R

ON; APRIL; THE; FOURTH; NINETEEN; SIXTY; EIGHT; WE; LOST; A; GREAT; LEADER; AND; A; GOOD; MAN; WHO; S NAME; WILL; GO; DOWN; IN; HISTORY. THE; REV. MARTIN; LUTHER; KING; J.R. GOT; ASSANATED; ON; THE; BALCONY; OF; THE; LORAINE; HOTEL; IN; MEMPHIS; TENNESSEE; AFTER; MARTIN; LUTHER; KING; DEATH; THEY; HUNG; A; AMERCIAN; FLAG; OUTSIDE; HIS; MOTEL; ROOM; IN; MEMORY; OF; THIS; CIVIL; RIGHTS; LEADER. MARTIN; LUTHER; KING; J.R. BELIVIES; IN; STANDS; ;UP; FOR; HIS; RTGHTS; AND; HE; ALSO; BELIVIES; IN; HIS; GOD. MARTIN. LUTHER; KING; J.R. GONE. BUT; MARTIN; LUTHER; KING; J.R. SHALL; ALWAYS; BE; IN; MY; HEART; AND; IN; MY; MIND; AND; OF; COURSE; ALWAYS; IN; MY; HEART. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; YOUR; STORYTELLER; HIMSELF; M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE, WATERS.

(written April 26, 2011)

PATRICK; SWAYZE; WAS; MORE; THAN; A; MOVIE; STAR

HOLLYWOOD; HAS; LOST; ANOTHER; GOOD; ACTOR. I;M SPEAKING; ABOUT; NONE; OTHER; THAN; PATRICK; SWAYZE; WHO; HAPPEN; TO; PASSED; AWAY; DUE; TO; CANCER. PATRICK; SWAYZE; STARRED; IN; THE; MOVIE; DIRTY; DANCING; THEY; SAY; PATRICK; SWAYZE; COULD; OUT; DANCE; JOHN; TROVOLTA; THEY; SAY; PATRICK; WAS; TOPS; IN; DANCING. PATRICK; SWAYZE; WAS; MORE; THAN; A; MOVIE; STAR; HE; WAS; A; FAMILY; MAN; A; MAN; WHO; STOOD; UP; FOR; HIS; RIGHTS; AND; A; MAN; WHO; BELIVIES; IN; HIS; GOD; AND; HIS; COUNTRY. AND; NOW; PATRICK; SWAYZE; IS; DONE; GONE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

(written Sept. 15, 2009)

AMY; WINEHOUSE; SHALL; ALWAYS; BE; REMEMBER

I;M SORRY; TO; SAY; THAT; AMY; WINEHOUSE; A; FAVORITE; SINGER; IN; LONDON; PASSED; AWAY; LAST; WEEK; IN; HER; APPARTMENT; IN; LONDON; ENGLAND. SHE; WAS; SEVENTY; THREE; YEARS; OLD; WHEN; SHE; PASSED; AWAY. AMY; WINEHOUSE; SHALL; ALWAYS; BE; REMEMBER; AS; SHE; WAS; A; BEAUTIFUL; WOMAN. GOD; BE; WITH; YOU; M.R.S. WINEHOUSE. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; EDITOR; AND; CHIEF. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written July 28, 2011)

ELVIS; SHALL; REMAIN; IN; MY; MEMORIES; FOREVER

THE CRITIC;S CORNER. BY. RODNEY; WATERS. AS; YOU; KNOW; AUGUST; WILL; SOON; BE; HERE. AND; ON; AUGUST; SIXTTENTH; PEOPLE; WILL; BE; GOING; TO; GRACELAND; TO' PAY' RESPECT' TO; THEIR; FALLEN; IDOL; ELVIS; PESLEY; WHO; DIED; AT; HIS; BELOVED; MANSION; GRACELAND ELVIS; BACK; WHEN; HE' WAS' LIVING' HE; WAS; ALWAYS; HELPING; OUT; WITH; ANY; CARITABLE; ORGANIZATION; ESPICIALLY; THE; AMERICAN; CANCER; SOCEITY. FIGHT; CANCER; WITH; CHECK; UP; AND; A; CHECK. ELVIS; HAD; EVERYTHING; AT; HIS; FINGERTIPS; A; HOME; A; RICH; MAN; A; WIFE; AND; A; DAUGHTER. AND; NOW; HE;S GONE. AS; ONE; OF; THE; BEATLES; SAID; AFTER; ELVIS;S DEATH; THEIR; MAY; BE; PRETENDS; AND; THEIR; MAY; BE; COTENTERS; BUT; THEIR;S ONLY; ONE; ELVS. ELVIS; SHALL; REMAIN; IN; MY; MEMORIES; FOREVER; AND; IN; MY; MIND. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

(written July 22, 2009)

ON; LINE; DATING

MY. STORY. BY. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS. THE; TOPIC; IS; HOW; TO; GET; YOU; A; DATE; BY; GOINING; ON; LINE; DATING. THE; EXPERIENCE; OF; ON; LINE; DATING; IS; LIKE; WHEN; YOU; FIND; THE; RIGHT; MATCHMATE; FOR; YOURSELF. ONLINE; DATING; IS; LOT;AS FUN. YOU; WILL; KNOW; BECAUSE; I;VE; DATED; A; LOT;S OF; WOMEN. ONLINE; DATING; IS; FUN; ONCE; YOU; HAVE; TRY; IT. P.S. TAKE; MY; ADVICE; IT;S A; LOT;S OF; FUN. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; M.R. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS.


(written April 11, 2012)

ALFRED; HITCHCOCK

ALFRED; HITCHCOCK; PRESENTS. I; LOVE; TO; HEAR; ALFRED; HITCHCOCK; SAY; GOOD; EVENING; AND; NOW; HERE;S TONIGHT;S PRESENTATION. ALFRED; HITCHCOCK; SHOWS; SOME; REAL; SCARY; MOVIES; BACK; WHEN; HE; WAS; LIVINING. ALFRED; HITCHCOCK; THE; MASTER; OF; HORROR; FILMS. ALFRED; HITCHCOCK; IS; DEAD; NOW; BUT; HIS; MEMORIES; LIVES; ON; IN; MY; HEART; AND; IN; MY; MINDS; FOREVER; AND; FOREVER. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WATERS.

(written Oct. 22, 2009)

THE; GOSPEL; MUSIC; OF; JOHNNY; CASH

I; WAS; WATCHING; A; SPECIAL; ON; THE; GOSPEL; MUSIC; OF; JOHNNY; CASH. THE; GOSPEL; MUSIC; OF; JOHNNY; CASH; WAS; HOSTED; BY; THE; LATE; DAN; RATHER; NEWS; COPENTATOR. JOHNNY; CASH; WANTED; TO; MAKE; A; GOSPEL; RECORD; AT; SUN; RECORDS; BUT; SAM; PILLHPS; TURNED; JOHNNY; CASH; DOWN; AND; SAID; WE; DON;T MAKE; GOSPEL RECORDS; HERE; SO; JOHNNY; GOT DISSPOINTMENT; OVER; HIS; DISAGREEMENT; WITH; SAM; PHILLIPS. SO; THEN; CAME; TELEVISION; AND; JOHNNY; CASH; HAS; NEVER; PERFORMED; BEFORE; A; LIVE; AUDUICE; THE; ONLY; LIVE; SHOW; WAS; AT; SAN; QIUETIN; AND; AT; FOLSOM; PRISION. IT; WAS; BAD; THE; WAY; HIM; AND; JUNE; HAD; TO; SUFFER; IT; ALL; THROUGH; THE; YEARS; THEY; HAVE; BEEN; THOUGH; SOME; HARD; ROADS; TO; TRAVEL. AND; JUST; THINK; WHEN; JOHNNY; AND; JUNE; CARTER; CASH; DIED; THEY; HAD;, JUST; CELEBRATING; THIRTY; FIVE; YEARS; OF; MARRIAGE; TOGETHER. FRIENDS; JOHNNY; CASH; IS; GONE; BUT; NOBOBY; ON; THIS; EARTH; CAN; FILL; HIS; SHOES. NOT; EVEN; I; CAN. THIS; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; AND; EDITOR. M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS. JOHNNY; CASH; AND; JUNE; CARTER; ARE; BURIED; SIDE; BY; SIDE; IN; HENDERSONVILLE; TENN.

(written April 17, 2012)

BATMAN

BATMAN; STARRING; ADAM; WEST; BURT; WARD; NEIL; HAMILTON; ALAN; NAPIER; BATMAN; WAS; A; FAVORITE; TELEVISION; PROGRAM; OF; MINE. I; LOVE; TO; WATCH; BATMAN; EVERYDAY; BUT; SOMETIME; THEY; HAD; BATGIRL; AS; AN; ADDED; FILL; IN; THE; SPOT; WITH; THEM. BATMAN; WAS; CANNCEL; BECAUSE; ALAN; NAPIER; THE; ONE; WHO; PLAYED; ALFRED; THE; BUTHLER; PASSED; AWAY; DURING; THE; FINAL; SEASON. SO; THAT;S WHY; BATMAN; IS; NEVER; SEEN; ON; TELEVISION; ANYMORE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN. BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; AND; EDITOR; HIMSELF. M.R. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Feb. 14, 2012)

GLAD; TO; LIVE; HERE; IN; AMERICIA

WHAT; WE; MUST; BE; THANKFUL; FOR; THANKSGIVING. WE; ARE; THANKFUL; TO; LIVE; IN; AMERICIA; WHERE; WE; HAVE; THE; RIGHT; OF; FREEDOM; OF; SPEECH. WE; ALSO; HAVE; THE; RIGHT; TO; CHOOSE; THE; CHURCH; WE; WANT; TO; WORSHIP; AND; PRAISE; GOD; IN; OUR; OWN; WAY. WE; ARE; ALSO; THANKFUL; THAT; WE; HAVE; GOOD; BED; FOOD; AND; GOOD; FRIENDS; AND; FAMILY. BUT; PRAISE; GOD; MOST; OF; ALL; I;M GLAD; TO; LIVE; HERE; IN; AMERICIA; THE; LAND; OF; THE; FREE; AND; THE; HOME; OF; THE; BRAVE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; AND; EDITOR; HIMSELF. M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Nov. 23, 2011)

JANIS; JOPLIN

MY. STORY. BY. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS. TODAY;S TOPIC; IS; ABOUT; ONE; OF; OUR; ROCK; N; ROLL; LEGENDS; THAT; ENDED; HER; LIFE; IN; TRADGIC; DEATH. THIS; HERE; IS; THE; STORY; OF; JANIS; JOPLIN. JANIS; JOPLIN; WAS; ONE; OUR; FAMOUS; ROCK; N; ROLLER; OF; SIXTES. SHE; WAS; QUIET; WELL; KNOWN; ALL; OVER; THE; WORLD. SHE; TRAVELD; AROUND; THE WORLD; TO; PLACES; LIKE; NEW; YORK; KENTUCKY; OHIO; WASHINGTON; AND; DALLAS; AND; OF; COURSE; FLORDIA; BUT; ON; HER; LAST; AND; FINAL; TOUR; TRADGEY; STRUCK; JANIS; JOPLIN; DIED; OF; AN; OVERDOSE; OF; DRUGS. HER; VOICE; MAY; GONE; BUT; HER; MEMORIES; STILL; LINGERS; IN; EVERYBODYS; HEART. THERE; NEVER; BE; ANOTHER; JANIS; JOPLIN. P.S. GOD; BLESS; JANIS; JOPLN. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS.

(written May 3, 2012)

JOHNNY; PAYCHECK/BOXCAR; WILLIE

JOHNNY; PAYCHECK. JOHNNY; PAYCHECK; WAS; ONE; OF; THE; GRAND; OLE; OPRY; MEMBERS. JOHNNY; PAYCHECK; MOST; TWO; FAMOUS; SONGS; WERE; TAKE; THIS; JOB; AND; SHOVE; IT; SHE; ALL; I;VE GOT. AND; I;M THE; ONLY; HELL; MY; MAMA; EVER; RAISED. BUT; JOHNNY; PAYCHECK; IS; NO; LONGER; WITH; US. JOHNNY; PAYCHECK; COMITTED; SUSCIDE; AND; SHOT; HIMSELF. WE; ALL; MISS; JOHNNY; PAYCHECK; AND; WE; SHALL; ALWAYS; WILL. JOHNNY; PAYCHECK; WILL; ALWAYS; BE; IN; MY; HEART; IN; MY; MIND; AND; IN; MY; MEMORIES; FOREVER; AND; FOREVER. BOXCAR; WILLIE; WAS; A; MEMBER; OF; THE; GRAND; OLE; OPRY. BOXCAR; WILLIE; WAS; THE; LAST; OF; THE; HOBO;S . BOXCAR; WILLIE; HAD; A; THEATHER; IN; BRANSON; MISSOURI. BUT; BOXCAR; WILLIE; HEALTH; WAS; FAILING. SO; ON; APRIL; NINTEEN; NINETY; NINE; BOXCAR; WILLIE; PASSED; AWAY; WITH; LUKEMINA. WE; ALL; ARE; SURE; GOING; TO; MISS; BOXCAR; WILLIE.

(written Feb. 16, 2012)

MARREGT; MITCHELL

THE AMERICIA; REBEL. M.R.S. MARREGET; MITCHELL. M.RS. MARREGET; MITCHELL; AS; YOU; KNOW; IS; AND; STILL; IS; KNOWN; AS; ONE; OF; THE; BEST; AUTHORS; OF; OUR; TIME. AS; YOU; KNOW; MARREGET; MITCHELL; BECAME; FAMOUS; FOR; WRITTING; THE; BOOK; ON; GONE; WITH; THE; WIND. WHEN; MARREGET; MITCHELL; WROTE; GONE; WITH; THE; WIND; SHE; DIDN;T KNOW; IT; WAS; GOING; TO; BE; A; BEST; SELLING; NOVEL. MARREGT; MITCHELL; AND; HER; HUSBAND; WAS; GOING; TO; A; MOVIE; AT; NIGHT; AND; THEY; WERE; CROSSING; THE; STREET; AT; PEACHTREE; STREET; AND; A; CAR; KILLED; BOTH; MARREGT; MITCHELL; AND; HER; HUSAND. SO; M.RS. MARREGT; MITCHELL; MAY; BE; DEAD; HER; MEMORIES; LINNGER; IN; OUR; HEART; AND; ALWAYS; IN; OUR; MEMORIES. LONG; LIVE; M.R.S. MARREGT; MITCHELL.

(written Dec. 7, 2011)

HUMPHREY; BOGART

CRITIC; CORNER. BY. RODNEY WATERS. AS; YOU; KNOW; NEXT; MONTH; ALL; MONTH; THIS; JANARUARY; IS; HUMPHREY; BOGART; MOVIE; WEEK; ON; TURNER; CLASSIC; MOVIES. HUMPHERY; BOGART; WAS; MY; ALL; TIME; FAVORITE; ACTOR. I; LIKE; BOGART; BECAUSE; HE; WAS; GOOD; LOOKING; AND; HE; ALWAYS; GOT; THE; WOMEN. AND; AT; THE; END; OF; A; BOGART; MOVIE; HE; WOULD; TAKE; A; WOMAN; AND; GIVE; HER; A; BIG; EMBRACE; AND; THEN; BOGART; WOULD; SAY; ALL; RIGHT; SWEETHEART; HERE;S LOOKING; AT; YOU; KID. AND; THEN; BOGART; WOULD; KISS; HIS; WOMAN. I; THINK; BOGART; WAS; THE; BEST; GOOD; LOOKING; ACTOR; AROUND. BUT; I;M SORRY; TO; SAY; THAT; HUMPHERY; BOGART; MY; FAVORITE; ACTOR; OF; ALL; TIME; IS; DEAD; BUT; HIS; LEGCY; WILL; LIVE; ON; AND; ON; FOREVER; IN; MY; MIND; AND; MEMORIES; SHALL; BE; LOCKED; IN; MIND; FOREVER. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; A; GOOD; FRIEND; OF; BOGART;S RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written Dec. 23, 2009)

HOW; TO; MEET; GIRLS

MY. STORY. BY. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS. TOPIC; HOW; TO; MEET; GIRLS; WITOUT; FAILLING. SO; IF; YOU; DID;NT ASK; WHY. TO; MEET; A; GIRL; IS; ASK; IF; SHE;S SINGLE; FIRST; THEN; LOOKING; INTO; HER; SEXY; EYES; AND; ASK; HONEY; YOU; ARE; VERY; BEAUTIFUL; AND; THE; THIRD; QUESTION; WOULD; BE; BABY; WOULD; YOU; LIKE; TO; GO; ON; A; DATE; WITH; ME; HONEY; BABY; AND; THEN; SEES; WHAT; SHE; MIGHT; SAY. YOU; KNOW; MANY; AUTHORS; IN; THIS; WORLD; HAVE; WRITTEN; MANY; MANY; BOOKS; ON; HOW; TO; GET; A; DATE; WITHOUT; REALLY; FAILLING; BUT; NONE; CAN; COMPARE; TO; THE; STOERIS; THAT; AUTHOR; M.R. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS; CAN; WRITE. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; M.R. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS.

(written April 15, 2012)

THE; LEGENDARY; MICKEY; GILLEY

THE; LEGENDARY; MICKEY; GILLEY. MICKEY; WAS; BORN; AS; LEROY; MICKEY; GILLEY; IN; FRAIDAY; TEXAS. MICKEY; WAS; RAISED; POOR; ON; A; FARM; IN; FRAIDAY; TEXAS. MICKEY;S PARENTS; WERE; VERY; ABUSED; TO; HIM; MICKEY;S FATHER; DRANK; WHISKEY; VERY; OFTEN. AND; MICKEY; JUST; COUN;D;T SEE; HIS; FATHER; WASTE; HIS; LIFE; OUT; ON; DRINKING. SO; THE; BEST; THING; TO; DO; MICKEY; THOUGHT; WAS; TO; LEAVE; HOME. SO; MICKEY; PACKED; UP; ALL; HIS; BELONINGS; AND; LEFT; HOME; FOR; THE; BRIGHTER; SIDE; SO; HE; DID; STARTING; HEADING; OUT; FOR; BRANSON; MISSIOURI; AND; THAT;S WERE; HE; HAS; MADE; HIS; HOME. SO; IF; YOU; ARE; EVER; AROUND; BRANSON; MISSIOURI; STOP; BY; AND; CATCH; THE; MICKEY; GILLEY; SHOW; HE;LL BE; GLAD; TO; SEE; YOU. AND; WHEN; YOU; ENTER; HE;LL SAY; SEE;A AT; GILLEY;S. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND; TOLD; BY; RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS.

(written July 7, 2010)

How To Get A Girl

MY. STORY. BY. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS. TOPIC; HOW; TO; GET; A; GIRL; WITHOUT; REALLY; FAILLING. THE; FIRST; THING; IS; TO; BE; NICE; TO; YOUR; WOMAN. THE; SECOND; THING; TO; SAY; SWEET; THINGS; TO; YOUR; WOMAN; LIKE; SHE;S DRESSES; BEAUTIFULLY; OR; SHE; SHE;S LOOKING; GOOD. OR; MAYBE; YOU; ARE; THE; LOVE; OF; LIFE; MAYBE; JUST; A; FEW; WORDS; OF; LOVE; MAY; BRIGHTEN; UP; HER; WHOLE; DAY. BECAUSE; LIKE; CHARLEY; PRIDE;S SONG; SAYS; KISS; AN; ANGEL GOOD; MORNING; AND; LOVE; HER; LIKE; THE; DEVIL; WHEN; YOU; GET; BACK; HOME. THIS; HERE; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; M.R. RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS.

(written April 4, 2012)

Gone (Johnny Cash)

I; WAS; WATCHING; A; SPECIAL; ON; THE; GOSPEL; MUSIC; OF; JOHNNY; CASH. THE; GOSPEL; MUSIC; OF; JOHNNY; CASH; WAS; HOSTED; BY; THE; LATE; DAN; RATHER; NEWS; COPENTATOR. JOHNNY; CASH; WANTED; TO; MAKE; A; GOSPEL; RECORD; AT; SUN; RECORDS; BUT; SAM; PILLHPS; TURNED; JOHNNY; CASH; DOWN; AND; SAID; WE; DON;T MAKE; GOSPEL RECORDS; HERE; SO; JOHNNY; GOT DISSPOINTMENT; OVER; HIS; DISAGREEMENT; WITH; SAM; PHILLIPS. SO; THEN; CAME; TELEVISION; AND; JOHNNY; CASH; HAS; NEVER; PERFORMED; BEFORE; A; LIVE; AUDUICE; THE; ONLY; LIVE; SHOW; WAS; AT; SAN; QIUETIN; AND; AT; FOLSOM; PRISION. IT; WAS; BAD; THE; WAY; HIM; AND; JUNE; HAD; TO; SUFFER; IT; ALL; THROUGH; THE; YEARS; THEY; HAVE; BEEN; THOUGH; SOME; HARD; ROADS; TO; TRAVEL. AND; JUST; THINK; WHEN; JOHNNY; AND; JUNE; CARTER; CASH; DIED; THEY; HAD;, JUST; CELEBRATING; THIRTY; FIVE; YEARS; OF; MARRIAGE; TOGETHER. FRIENDS; JOHNNY; CASH; IS; GONE; BUT; NOBOBY; ON; THIS; EARTH; CAN; FILL; HIS; SHOES. NOT; EVEN; I; CAN. THIS; WAS; WRITTEN; BY; YOUR; AUTHOR; AND; EDITOR. M.R. RODNEY; WAYNE; WATERS. JOHNNY; CASH; AND; JUNE; CARTER; ARE;
BURIED; SIDE; BY; SIDE; IN; HENDERSONVILLE; TENN.

(written March 21, 2012)

David Allan Coe

MY     FAVORITE;     COUNTRY;    SINGER;     OF;    ALL;    TIME;    IS     DAVID;    ALLAN;   COE.    DAVID;    ALLAN;    COE;   SERVED;    HIS;    SENECENTCE;   IN;    PENITENARY;    PRISON;    FOR;   BURGLARY.    AFTER;   HE;   GOT;   OUT;   HE;   WENT;  STRAIGHT.    DAVID;   ALLAN;  COE;   FOUND;   OUT;   THAT;    CRIME;     DOSE;   NOT;   PAY.   THIS;     STORY;   WAS;  WRITTEN;   BY;  YOUR;   AUTHOR;   AND;   EDITOR;     HIMSELF;    M.R.    RODNEY     WAYNE;     WATERS.

HANK; WILLIAMS

THE;    HANK;    WILLIAMS;   LEGACY.   BY.   RODNEY     WATERS.   HANK;   WILLIAMS;   WAS;   ONE;  OF;    THE;  GRAND;  OLE;   OPRY;   MEMBERS;   FROM;   NINETEEN;   FIFTY;   ONE;   TO;   NINETEEN;   FIFTY;  TWO;   UNTIL;   THE;  DAY;   OF;  HIS;    DEATH;  WHICH;  WAS;    JANUARY;   THE;   FIRST;    NEW;S   YEAR;S   EVE;   NINETEEN;   FIFTY;   THREE.     HANK;  WILLIAMS;  WAS;   SUSPOSE;    TO;  PERFORM;   IN;   CANTON;   OHIO;    THEY;   STOPED   AT;   A;   FILLING;   STATION;   AND;   HANK;   WAS;   STILL; ALVIE;   THEN;   WHEN;   THE;  DRIVER;  GOT;   OUT.   THEN;    THIS;   STATE     PATROLMAN;    STOPED;   THEM;    AND;   SAID;   WHO;    THAT;    IN;   THE;    BACK;    AND;  THE,   DRIVER;  SAID;    THAT;S    JUST;    HANK;      WILLIAMS;    MY;   LOOKS;   LIKES;    HE;S    DEAD;     DEAD;  OR    DEAD;    DRUNK.  THERE;   WAS;   A;    FALSE;   DOCTOR;   BY;   THE;   NAME     OF;   TOBY;  MARSHALL;    WHO;    WAS;   A;     FRAD.   THE    DEMINATION;    TO;     HANK;S       DEATH;    WAS;    TOO;    MUCH;     BOOZE;    TOO;    MUCH;    DRUGS.     AND;    TOO;    MUCH;    CHLORO;   HYDRATE.    IF;    HANK;   WILLIAMS;    HAD;   NOT;    TAKEN;     SO;     MUCH;    CHLORO;   HYDRATE;   HANK; WILLIAMS;     WOULD;    MIGHT;   STILL;      BE;  LIVING;   TODAY.     HANK;    WAS;   WITH;   US;   ON;  THIS;   EARTH;   FOR;  TWENTY;      NINE;    YEARS.   NOW;   HANK;   IS;   NO;    LONGER;    WITH;  US.   HANK;   IS;   AT;    HOME;  WITH; HIS;  JESUS. AS;  HE;  SANG; IN;  THE;  SONG;  HE;  WROTE;  PRAISE;   THE;  LORD; I;  SAW; THE;   LIGHT.  AND;  I;  DO;  BELEIVE;  HANK;  WILLIAMS;   TRULY;  SAW;   HIS;   LIGHT.   AMEN;  AND;   AMEN;  THIS; HERE;  STORY;   WAS;  WRITTEN;  AND;   TOLD;  BY;  RODNEY;   WATERS.

GEORGE; JONES

THE;     LIVINING;     LENGEND;     GEORGE;     JONES.     GEORGE;    JONES;   WENT;   BY;   TWO;     NICKNAMES;    THE;    POSSUM;   AND;   NO;  SHOW;   JONES.    GEORGE;    JONES;    WAS;  BORN;   ON;   A;   POOR;   SMALL;   FARM;    IN;   THICKET;    TEXAS.    WHEN;     GEORGE;  JONES;  FIRST;   STARTED;   OUT;   IN;   MUSIC;   IT;   WAS;NT    COUNTRY;    THEN;   IT;  WAS;   KNOWN;    AS;    ROCKABILLY.     THEN;     GEORGE;   JONES;    LEFT;   THICKET;   TEXAS;    TO;   FULLFILL;   HIS;    DREAM;    SO;   GEORGE;    JONES;   STARTED;   OUT;   FOR;   NASHVILLE;   TENNESSEE.    THE;   FIRST;   SONG;   GEORGE;   RECORED;   WAS;   WALK;   THOUGH;    THIS;   WORLD;   WITH;   ME.     THE;   OTHRER;   SONG;    SONG;    WAS;    WHITE;   LIGHTINING;    WHO;S      GONN;A;   FILL;     THIER   SHOES.   THEN;    LATER;      ON   GEORGE;    MET;    HIS;    FUTHER;     W IFE;     MISS;    TAMMY;WYNETTE; 

AS;    YOU;    YOU;    KNOW;    THINGS;   WERE;NT;     GOING;   TO;   WELL;   FOR;    GEORGE;  AND;    TAMMY.    AS;   YOU;   KNOW;   LAST;   YEAR;    THE    QUEEN;   OF;   COUNTRY;  MUSIC;  PASSED;   AWAY;   THE;     COMPALATION;      THAT;   CAUSE;    THE;   DEATH;   WAS;  A;    BLOOD;    CLOT.     TAMMY;   WYNETTE;     WAS;    JUST;     FIFTY;    FIVE;   WHEN;   SHE;  PASSED;   ON.      SO;   GEORGE;  KEEP;   ON;   WRITINIG;  THOSE;    GOOD;   OLE;  COUNTRY;    SONGS.    THIS;   HERE;  STORY;    WAS;    WRITTEN;    AND;   TOLD;    BY;   YOUR;    AUTHOR;   HIMSELF;     M.R.     RODNEY;   WAYNE;    WATERS.

FATS; DOMINO

THE;   LEGENDARY;    FATS;    DOMINO.    FATS;    DOMINO;   WAS;  A;   GREAT;   ROCK;   N;  ROLL;   LEGEND;   IN;  HIS;   OWN;   TIME.   SOME;   PEOPLE;   SAY;   THAT;   FATS;   DOMINO;   MADE;   MORE;   MONEY;   THAN;  ELVIS;   PRESLEY;   OR;   LITTLE;   RICHARD;  COBINED.  FATS;   DOMINO;  WAS;   AT;  THE;  VERY;   TOP;   WITH;  HIS;   VERY;    FIRST;   HIT;   BLUEBERRY;   HILL.   HIS;   SECOND;   HIT;   WAS;   I;M    WALK;IN   ;      I;  WANT   TO;  WALK;   YOU;  HOME.  AND;  OF;   COURSE;    BLUE;   MONDAY.   HIS;     LAST;   AND;   FINAL;   SONG;   WAS; I;M    WALKING;    TO;     NEW;   ORLEANS.   AND;  FINALLY;    IT;   HAPPEN;   WE;  ALL;     WERE;    SO;    SAD;   TO;  HEAR;    THAT;   THE;   GREATEST;  ROCK;    N,   ROLLER;   AND;   CERTAINLY;  KNOWN,   AS;   A;   LEGEND;   HAS;   PASSED;   AWAY;    FATS;   DOMINO;  DIED;   OF;  A;  HEART;    ATTACK;  HE;  WILL;   BE;   JUST;   LIKE;    ELVIS;   PRESLEY;     GONE;    BUT; NOT;   FORGOTTEN.    LONG;   LIVE;    FATS.  P.S.   THE;   GOOD;   LORD;    GIVETH;  AND;   THE;    GOOD;    LORD;    TAKETH;   AWAY;    PRAISE;   YE;    THE;   LORD;   AMEN;   AND;  AMEN.   THIS;  STORY;  WAS;  WRITTEN;   BY;  RODNEY;   WAYNE;   WATERS.

(written November 28, 2007)

GENE; WATSON

THE;     LENGENDARY;     GENE;    WATSON.   I;   LOVE;    GENE;   WATSON;S    MUSIC.   I; VE    SEEN;   GENE;    WATSON;  IN;   PERSON;   IN;  CONCERT;S     IN;   THE;    COUNTRY;   DOWN;   IN;   CALHOUN;  G.A.    BEFORE.   THE;   SONGS;   I;   LOVE;   TO; HEAR;  GENE;   WATSON;   SING;   IS;   HIS;   TWO;    MOST;   REQUEST;    SONGS;   OF;   ALL;  TIME;   WAS;  FAREWELL;   PARTY;   AND;  FOURTEEN;   CARART;     MIND;    WERE;    MY;    FAVORITES.   GENE;   WATSON;    IS;    THE;    NUMBER;  ONE;    RATED;    ABOVE;     HANK;     WILLIAMS;   S.R.    AND;     ELVIS;     PRESLEY;     ALL;   COMBINE.     GENE;   WATSON;    WAS;       THE      NUMBER;    ONE;   SINGER;   OF;    THEM;  ALL;      SO;  JUST;       KEEP JUST;       KEEP  WRITTING; THEM; GOOD; OLE; LOVE; SONGS. P.S. AMERCIA; LOVES; YOU; GENE  WATSON.  GOD; BLESS; YOU; GENE; WATSON. THIS; STORY; WAS; WRITTEN; AND ; TOLD; BY; RODNEY WAYNE; WATERS.